I Live you Loverpool

On new years eve we took Prov on a tour of the new Museum of Liverpool and treated him to a VIP trip on the Big Wheel. He enjoyed learning about his heritage and loved the great view too! Prov is very optimistic about 2012 and i've resolved to give him some valuable experiences this year. Hoopy New Year everyone :)

A wretch invades!

Prov, you little Wretch! It's a good job he's full of Forgiveness ;)

(Artwork by Bob Cousins)

Provoking debate

If you have followed Prov from the begining, you will know that Prov is a twin. This weekend I took his brother to London to hand him over to his new owner. Every experiment needs a control which does not change and that is Provs brother. He will kept out of the limelight and will be given no provenance and therefore can be used to compare with the value of Provs provenance. Here he is checking out the protest at St Pauls Cathedral. The Provenance Brothers are capitalist by nature because socialist sculptures would all be worth the same! We had a nice time looking around and meeting a few lovely folks while we had our lunch. I then took him to Tate Modern to see his place in art history before he is put on the shelf for good.

He's still Prov from the Block!

Me and Prov hope you are having a horrific halloween! We were very disapointed with the lack of horror movies on the telly so we had to entertain ourselves. Our pick of the the evening was 'Attack the Block' Which was the best movie I have seen this year and Prov said it's the best film he has seen ever. Next we are watching 'Stake Land.'

Don't forget to buy Zombina and the Skeletones single 'Teenage Caveman Beat Gargantua' before midnight on Nov 1st or you will turn into a pumpkin!

When life gives you Lemon...

Keith Lemon is a man after Prov's heart, he is the only person to love celebrities more than Prov! We met him signing his new book 'The Rules: 69 ways to be successful'

Prov has been studying it all day and would like to say that he is single and is on the lookout for a sexy sculpture for long walks and sunsets and to email your pictures in to provenanceman@yahoo.co.uk

Fanks Kieth :)

Provably the best band in the world!

Me and Prov had a blast last night at Psycho Motels Charity Ball Gag, an event in honour of their late friend and co-founder Sir Ann Goodknight. Prov made some new friends and saw some great bands! including The O'Fishel Jazz band, Raw Bones, El Toro and Zombina and the Skeletones. Prov got a bit spannered but otherwise a unforgetable night! If you want to see more find provenance man on facebook :)

Provarazzi is Problematic!

Prov just had to fill up the camera dancing around to Lady GaGa so by the time we figured out how to delete the footage Prov became a problem....

despite technical difficulties we had a great time with Shaun Ryder and a Happy Monday altogether

Thanks for your patience Shaun! :)